With all due respect, I don’t see what these questions have to do with my applying for a job as a doughnut maker. However, as it is required by your company, here is the Proust Questionnaire you requested I fill out.
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With all due respect, I don’t see what these questions have to do with my applying for a job as a doughnut maker. However, as it is required by your company, here is the Proust Questionnaire you requested I fill out.
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Another damned Syndrome? Haven't you heard about this one yet? Great, don't worry, you're reading about it here--we're nothing if not cutting edge.
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And now we read that your fabulously successful plastic explosives startup, FocalBoom, has just gone public. Congratulations! No doubt you are crazy busy these days, and our little charity has gotten buried in the pile. That’s okay—we can wait…
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Toys 'R US is the quintessential toy store. So much so that the “R US” name is symbiotic with the mission of the store. “R US” attached to...
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I have a terrible sense of direction – I could get lost in a cubicle.
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They were always naked and smiling and offering things
from the pantry to others who sat near the record player
who were usually naked and smoking.
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